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Like many businesses, AA will now be charging for some things that used to be free, such as:
- Being rocketed in the Fourth Dimension $49.99 per trip, fuel surcharge applies, extra baggage NOT included. Fifth dimension trips optional. “Straight to the Moon, Alice” – still free. See your sponsor for details.
- Sponsorship – was free, NOW $9.99 per month, with 4 visits/15 phone calls per month free, after that, $2.00 each.
- Membership Dues now $29.99/per month, 10% discount for 1 year plan.
- Seating Charges – Each seat now $1.00 per meeting, with a 20% discount for the 90 in 90 plan.
- The “Pink Cloud” was free, NOW $14.99 per cloud, with a $5.00 per event environmental cleanup fee. These are the NEW ozone-free Pink Clouds that do NOT add to global warming.
- Coffee to be $1.50 per cup, with a 10% discount for 5 or more cups.
- Hugs now will be $2.50 each.
- Conscious contact with GOD now $9.99/month, with the first 450 minutes free, then 0.10 cents/minute fee over. New “double your minutes for life” plan is a low $49.99 one time charge-holidays and weekends extra. See the current rate schedule, as GOD is VERY busy.
- Accidental “cell phone going off during meeting charge” now set at $25.00 per ring (not per call).
- “I’ve Been Thinking” fees to now be $3.00 each, with a relapse re-entry fee of only $99.99 each, if you’re lucky enough to make it back into the rooms.
By tongue in cheek, Akron Intergroup News, Oct 2009
Staff
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The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the policy or position of the AA Cleveland District Office.
The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the policy or position of the AA Cleveland District Office.
